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The Do's and Don'ts of Following United

• Don't call them 'Man U' in Manchester • Do call them 'United' or 'Reds''

• Don't sing 'Who Are Ya?' or 'Easy! Easy!' • Do sing 'Who The F'ckn Hell Are You?' and 'This Is So F'ckn Easy!'

• Don't ever leave before the final whistle! • Do remember the words "...and Solskjaer has won it!"

• Don't wear a Jesters Hat if you're old enough to know better • Do wear your lucky scarf or retro United kit

• Don't sing 'We've won it 10 times' • Do sing 'He's won it 10 times'

• Don't bring a St George's Cross or England shirt to the game • Don't wear an Ireland shirt to the game • Do wear United colours (or Argentina, or Portugal, or Norway)

• Don't get on the backs of United players. Never ever boo the team! • Do get behind the team

• Don't boo ex-United players (except Paul Ince & Robbie Savage) • Don't boo Damian Duff, a United fan who held out before signing for Chelsea until Fergie confirmed we couldn't match his £17 million fee. He later turned down Liverpool to sign for Newcastle because 'his heart told him so'. Same rules apply to Morten Gamst Pederson, also a United fan and a paid up member of the Scandinavian supporters club before signing for Blackburn.

• Don't buy a fanzine thinking it's the offical match day programme • Do buy the fanzines - United We Stand, Red Issue and Red News

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