what to do when u have lipas outside your room

yes, there is a bapak lipas outside my room now.

and im scared like shit. 

so basically.. some uh... ways not to meet/see the lipas ever again (well i wish) :

(this is when you dont have the guts to bukak pintu and kill the lipas la)

1. tutup lubang bwh pintu dgn towel. so that dia tak boleh masuk celah bawah and kacau korang time korang dok sedap2 tido.

2. sad, but.. tutup jela tingkap.. lipas ni cerdik. seryes shit. dier can sense aura takot dlm badan manusier and they will hunt these peeps later (like me). therefore, for safety reason (physically n mentally) just tutup tingkap. mane tau dier kuar n fly back in thru ur window. 

yes this lipas can fly i tell you. bapak lipas ok. 

or mak lipas nak revenge kematian anak dia.

sbb last week i killed a baby lipas in my toilet. its only ( _____) this panjang. sprayed with Ridsect. and the bangkai (err?) is still thre in my toilet. Dem i shoulda hapuskan bukti. See now mak dia dah cari. wth

3. spray celah2 pintu. so that dia tau tu danger area and wont even dare to Enter! BEWARE U FOOOOOOOL!

4. pandang kiri kanan atas bawah. cuba diam jap dan cube dengar ade bunyik sayap2 tak.

5. berdoa 

6. bertawakal.

7. Esok pagi gamble pegi  toilet camne

8. or just pegi class x yah mandi. 

9. ckp kat member bgn lambat so x sempat mandi. tu pon kalau dorang tanye. kalau tak, diam diam sudey

10. ...... sumpah takot lg. demit la. 

btw,

falique fernandez: erm

falique fernandez: duk atas kerusi angkat kaki

falique fernandez: setengah jam nnt hilang la tu

falique fernandez: ready je aper2 yg bole ketuk2 ke

falique fernandez: kot2 ternampak kang libas je

dan

howahh: dia blah dah esuk

howahh: dia pun takot kat manusia kot

howahh: org kenai la dia

howahh: maksud org

howahh: org kenai perangai lipas

wth